Words of Wisdom

August 17

The journey of a thousand miles begins wiht a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
It is always darket before dawn. So if you are going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
Never test the depth of the water woth both feet.
if you think nobody cares if you are alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes.
If at first you do not succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all say.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
If you tell the truth, you do not have to remember anything.
Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Duct tape is like 'The Force', it has a light side and dark side, and it holds the universe together.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Generally speaking, you are not learning much when your lips are moving.
Experience is something you do not get until just after you need it.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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